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Listed after testing,
not before

Six steps, every item, no exceptions. It takes hours per part.

How I test, step by step

STEP 03 · EXAMPLE OUTPUT24 hr run
origin ......... retired client build (2022)
seller ......... known, third purchase
paid ........... $210 for the lot
notes .......... came with box and cable
shroud ......... one 4mm scuff, photographed
pins ........... straight, all 1331
caps ........... no bulge, no residue
fans ........... spin free, no grind
glmark2 loop ... 24 hrs, 0 artifacts
sensors ........ 72 C peak at fan 63%
power draw ..... 318 W sustained
log file ....... 3080-2026-08-26.txt
function ....... full marks
cosmetics ...... light wear, one scuff
grade .......... EXCELLENT
price band ..... $275 to $310
parts list ..... 11 line items
thermals ....... cpu 68 C / gpu 72 C
sensors log .... lm-sensors, whole run
handed over .... printed and emailed
bag ............ anti-static
foam ........... 2 in all sides
box ............ double, corner blocks
tracking ....... emailed 4:12 pm

The numbers above are an example of what each step writes down. Every real listing carries its own log.

THE FIVE-TIER SCALE
  • Like-newMinimal to no signs of use, and sometimes still in its original packaging.
  • ExcellentLight cosmetic wear, fully functional, every mark photographed.
  • GoodWorn but sound.
  • FairHeavy wear, or a quirk I have named in the listing, and it works unless the listing says otherwise.
  • For partsNot working or incomplete. Sold as-is for repair or harvest, priced like it, and returnable on the same 14 days as everything else.

One person, one bench, Iowa City and Mokena

I'm Andrew. I started buying dead machines to fix my own rig and it turned into this. Every part on the site passed through my hands, which is the only reason I can tell you what's worn on it.

I'm in school, so the bench sits in Iowa City during the semester and moves home to Mokena, Illinois over breaks. I sell from Iowa City: that is where every order ships from and the only place you can pick one up. When I am home in Mokena over a break the bench is closed. Anything you order then ships when I am back in Iowa City, and the notice at the top of every page says so while the bench is shut.

Every drive is erased before I list it, and its log says how: the drive's own secure erase on an NVMe, ATA Secure Erase on a SATA SSD, a single-pass overwrite of the whole surface on a spinning disk. A drive that fails its test gets destroyed rather than sold, and one that comes back in a return is erased again the day I unpack it.

If a listing sounds too clean, ask. I'd rather lose a sale than have a card come back with coil whine I never mentioned.

A part leaves here sold as tested, which means no warranty on it. You get 14 days to send it back for any reason, and I pay the postage both ways if it is not what the listing said.

A build is different, because I picked every piece in it and put it together. Commissions carry a 3-month warranty on parts and labor, and take 2 to 3 weeks, depending on stock and shipping.

I don't sell mining cards as gaming cards. Nothing ships the day it lands here either, because a part I haven't had on the bench overnight hasn't been tested yet, and I won't put a grade on something I have not powered on myself. Even a For-parts item gets powered on and its failure written into the listing, so as-is never means untested.

BENCH FACTS
Bench
0 items on it
Parts
No warranty, 14-day returns
Builds
3-month warranty
Ships in
1 to 2 business days
Rig
5800X / 3080
Reply
Same evening most nights, two days at the worst
THE TOOLS ON THE USB
  • stress-ng · cpu
  • memtester · ram
  • fio · drives
  • smartctl · drive health
  • glmark2 / vkmark · gpu
  • lm-sensors · thermals